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                          April 17, 2001

                         NOTE FROM CHRIS:

         Rapper Sean Combs recently announced that he no
       longer wants to be known as "Puffy" or "Puff Daddy,"
           preferring instead to be called "P. Diddy."


             The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts


12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing
    a tin-foil Napoleon hat.

11> Asks the press and to call him "G. Dubya."

10> Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl
    dress and raps about the cruelty of living under "Da Momma
    Supe."

 9> "All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
     All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
     All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee..."

 8> His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy
    outfit singing, "Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead."

 7> Now wants to be known as "The Rapper Formerly Known As
    Simpering Girly Pee-Boy."

 6> Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, "Quit shaking that thing
    in my face, and go put some clothes on already!"

 5> Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day.

 4> Produces double album of nothin' but songs about Madeleine
    Albright's ass.

 3> On election day, announced he's switching party affiliation
    to West Coast.

 2> "Help the po-lice, 'cuz it's nice when they're around.
    We need 'em cuz they protect our town."


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign a Rapper Has Gone Nuts...


 1> "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!  Woah!  Yeah!"



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