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                          March 7, 2001


             The Top 14 Answers from the Magic 8-Ball


14> Palm Beach County voter: "Can you make Al Gore the next
       president?"
    8-Ball: "Yes!  Mr. Buchanan will be the next president."

13> Al Gore: "Can I trust an 8-Ball to answer all my questions?"
    8-Ball: "Hell, yes -- you invented me!"

12> Guilt-ridden, Jewish son of the 8-Ball: "I'm going to play
       some Snooker with the fellahs, okay, Ma?"
    8-Ball: "Answer hazy -- I'm probably not having a stroke,
    though.  Enjoy yourself.  I'll be fine in the dark by myself."

11> Pete Rose: "Will I ever be admitted to the Baseball Hall of
       Fame?"
    8-Ball: "Don't bet on it.  BWA-HA-HA-HA!!"

10> Warren Christopher and James Baker: "Where will we be going
       next?"
    8-Ball: "Madame Tussaud's, for a touch-up."

 9> Chris White: "Will this list suck?"
    8-Ball: "Umm... is that a new shirt?  It looks great on you!"

 8> Adam Sandler: "Will I ever be taken seriously as an actor?"
    8-Ball: "Gimme a break.  Go play with your money, dumbass."

 7> Al Gore: "What is Florida orange juice made from and what
       should I do in 2004?"
    8-Ball: "Concentrate and try again."

 6> Santa Claus: "This year, will I get cookies or nookie?"
    8-Ball: "Have another Chips Ahoy, Tubby."

 5> Robert Downey, Jr.: "Does prison sex involve more cuddling
       than it did three months ago?"
    8-Ball: "My sources say, 'Bend over, pretty boy.'"

 4> Jack Nicholson: "Will Lara Flynn Boyle and I ever get back
       together?"
    8-Ball: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

 3> Kid Rock: "How many minutes of fame do I have left?"
    8-Ball: "Let me get you Vanilla Ice's phone number."

 2> Britney Spears: "Am I pregnant?"
    8-Ball: "Probably, you little slut."


  and Topfive.com's Number 1 Answer from the Magic 8-Ball...


 1> Dick Cheney: "Will my heart be strong enough to carry me
       through the next 4 years?"
    8-Ball: "My sources say... BOO!!!"



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